A zert

Brooks walked up to me with a kitkat.

Brooks - Can I have a treat?
Me - No. You just had a brownie sundae for your treat.
Brooks - That wasn't a treat! That was a zert!

Treats and dessert may be different things...he may have a point!

Home Alone

According to Brooks, the stars of Home Alone are Harry, Marfs and Home Alone (aka Kevin)

I love you...

I love you. Do you want to smell me?