Taylor Swift

Does Shake It Off sing Welcome to New York?

Sneeze

I sneezed by Brooks and he said, "Ew, you blessed you on me!"

Feel my cheeks

We were walking outside and Brooks said, "Feel my cheeks. They're super cold. And rosy!"

A zert

Brooks walked up to me with a kitkat.

Brooks - Can I have a treat?
Me - No. You just had a brownie sundae for your treat.
Brooks - That wasn't a treat! That was a zert!

Treats and dessert may be different things...he may have a point!

Home Alone

According to Brooks, the stars of Home Alone are Harry, Marfs and Home Alone (aka Kevin)

Tummy

Mommy when Georgia was growing in your tummy, was I growing in daddy's tummy or did she make room for me?

Shake your boobs

I was getting into the shower and Brooks asked me if I was going to "shake my boobs" in the shower...weird.

Haircut

Mom -  Brooks, did Amy like your haircut?
Brooks - She didn't say wow?

Turtles

I want to eat a turtle. I want a turtle in my mouth.

I sick

Every morning before we go to daycare, Brooks says, "I sick. I stay home." Since he got to stay home about a month ago when he was sick.

Clothes

When I'm not wearing a shirt, I hear

"Take your clothes on!"

Cabin

Here was Brooks sitting on the stairs, not going to bed

"I'm not tired or nothing"

Cribber

Me: Brooks, where are you?
Brooks: Here
Me: Are you upstairs?
Brooks: Yes.
Me: Where?
Brooks: In my cribber.

And sure enough, he heard it was time for bed and ran and got in his crib (or cribber).

Packets at night

For the kids to get a packet before bed, they have to eat all their dinner. Today, Brooks is apparently pretty excited for a packet.

Broken bike

Alison - Brooks, are you sad you broke D's bike?

Brooks - No, I happy.

Brookster...man

Here's the text message conversation

Brookster in the car

Here's what it's like riding with Brooks with what he's actually saying in parentheses :

Brooks - Gruck!! (Truck)
Brooks - Another one Gruck!! (Another truck)
Georgia - Bruck (truck)
Brooks - NO! NO GEE-JA GRUCK!! (No, Georgia can't look at trucks....they are all mine!)